Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. 297 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (565 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.