Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.