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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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