Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.