Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.