Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.