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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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