Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.