Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.