Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.