Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.