Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.