Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.