Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.