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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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