Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.