Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"