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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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