Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.