Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.