Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.