Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.