After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.