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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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