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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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