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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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