After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.