After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.