After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.