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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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