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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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