After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.