After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"