After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.