After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.