After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.