After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.