After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.