After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.