After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.