After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.