Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.