Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.