Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.