Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.