Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.