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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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