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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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