Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.