Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.