Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.