Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy". 325 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (600 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.