Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.