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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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