Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.