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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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