Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.