Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.