Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.