Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.