Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.