It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.