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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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