It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.