It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.