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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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