It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.