It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.