It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.