It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.