It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.