It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.