It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.