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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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