It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.