Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.