Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.