Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.