Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.