Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.