Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.