Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.