Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.