Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. 371 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (688 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.