Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.