Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. 371 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (688 votes)
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.