Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.