Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.