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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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