Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.