Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.