Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.