Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.