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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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