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#107
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
#552
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
#399
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
#490
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
#527
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
#594
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
#635
Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
#656
Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
#29
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
#372
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
#502
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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