For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.