For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.