For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.