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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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