For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.