For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.