For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.