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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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