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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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