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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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