Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer