Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.