Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.