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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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