Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.