Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.