Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.