Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.