Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.