Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.