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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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