Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.