Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.