Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.