Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.