Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.