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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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