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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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