Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.