Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.