Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().