Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.