Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.