Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.