Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground