Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.