Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.