Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.