Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. 287 287 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (574 votes)
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().