Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.