Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.