Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.