Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.