Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."