Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.