Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.