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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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