Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.