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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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