Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.