Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"