Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.