Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.