Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.