Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.