Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.