Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.