Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.