Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.