When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.