When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.