When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.