When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.