When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.