When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.