When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.