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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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