When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.