When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.