When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. 327 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (629 votes)
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.