When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.