When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.