Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.