Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.