Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.