Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.