Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.