Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.