Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.