Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.