Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.