Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.