Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.