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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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