Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.