Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.