Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.