Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. 262 358 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (620 votes)
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.