Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.