Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.