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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.