Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.