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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA. See Top 100

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