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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.