Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.