Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.