Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.