Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.