Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".