Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light