Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.