Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.