Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. 264 359 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.