Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.