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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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