Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.