Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.