How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.