How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.