How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.