How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.