How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all. 292 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (561 votes)
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.