How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.