How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.