How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.