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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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