How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.