How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.