How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.