How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.