How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.