How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.