In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.