In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.