In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.