In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris. 311 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (629 votes)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.