In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).