In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.