In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris. 310 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (629 votes)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.