In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.