In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.