In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.