In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.