Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.