Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.