Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.