Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.