Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.