Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 289 293 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (582 votes)
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.