Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.