Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.