Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.