Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.