Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.