Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.