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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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