Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.