Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.