Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! 307 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (598 votes)
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.