Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.