Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.