Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.