Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.