Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.