Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.