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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.