Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.