Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! 307 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (598 votes)
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.