Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.