Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.