Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.