Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! 307 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (597 votes)
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.