Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.