Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.