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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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