Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces. 279 326 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (605 votes)
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.