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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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