Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.