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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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