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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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