Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.