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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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