Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.