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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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