Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.