Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.