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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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