Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.