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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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