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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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