No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.