No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.