No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.