Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.