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Roundhouse your way through
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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