Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.