No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.