No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.