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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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