No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.