No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.