No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.