No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.