No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.