No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.