No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.