No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.