No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.