Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

295 335

More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.