Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.