Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.