Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.