Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".