Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"