Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.