Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.