Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.