Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle. 299 338 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (637 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.