Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.