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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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