Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.