Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.