Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.