When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.