When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!