When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.