When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.