When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.