When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.