When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.