When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.