When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.