When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 302 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (571 votes)
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.