When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.