When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.