Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.