Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.