Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.