Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.