Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.