Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.