Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.