Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.