Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.