Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.