Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.