Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.