Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.