Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.