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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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