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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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