Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"