Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.