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#445
Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
#452
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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