Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
680
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
278
327
More Chuck Norris facts
#413
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
#436
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
#429
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
#101
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
#554
Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
#480
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
#123
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
#532
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
#226
Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
#681
Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
#609
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
#153
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted