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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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