Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.