Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.