Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.