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More Chuck Norris facts

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.