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#207
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
#291
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
#175
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
#264
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
#504
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
#607
Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
#515
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
#54
Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
#301
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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