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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
#557
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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