Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.