Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.