Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.