Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"