Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.