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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.