Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

310 333

More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.