Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.