Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.