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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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