Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.