Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.