Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.