Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.