Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.