Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.