Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.