Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.