Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.