Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.