Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.