Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.