Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.