Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.