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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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