Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.