Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.