Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
680
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
261
284
More Chuck Norris facts
#467
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
#141
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
#530
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
#260
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
#568
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
#566
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
#592
Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
#121
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
#378
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
#736
When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
#562
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
#589
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted