Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.