Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.