Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.