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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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