Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.