Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.