Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).