Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.