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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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