Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".