Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.