Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.