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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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