Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.