Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.