Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.