When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.