When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.