When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.