When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.