When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.