When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.