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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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