When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.