When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.