When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.