When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.