When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.