When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.