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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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