When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.