When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.