Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts. 342 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (632 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.