Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.