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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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