Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.