Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.