Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.