Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.