Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.