Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.