Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.