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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.