Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.