Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.