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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.