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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.