Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.