Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.