Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.