Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.