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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.