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#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.