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#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.