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#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.