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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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