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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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