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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.