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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.