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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.