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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.