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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.