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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.