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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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