Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.