Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.