Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.