Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.