Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.