Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.