Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.