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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.