Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.