Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.