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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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