Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.