Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.