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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.