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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.