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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.