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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".