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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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