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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.