Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"