Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.