Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.