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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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