Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.