Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.