Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.