Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.