Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.