Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.