Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.