Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.