Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.