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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.