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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.