Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it. 287 412 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 41% approval (699 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.