Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.