Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.