Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.