Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.