Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.