Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.