Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.