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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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