Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. 286 255 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (541 votes)
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.