Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.