Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.