Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. 283 255 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (538 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.