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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.