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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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