Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. 286 255 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (541 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.