Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.