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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.