Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.