Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.