Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.