Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

283 253

More Chuck Norris facts

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".