Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.