Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.