Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.