Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.