Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.