Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.