Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.