Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!