Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.