Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.