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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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