Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.