Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.