Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.