Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.