Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.