Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.