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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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