Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.