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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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