Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.