Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.