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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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