Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple. 249 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (565 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.