Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.