Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.