Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.