Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".