Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.