Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?