The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.