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Roundhouse your way through
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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