The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.