The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.