The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.