The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.