The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.