The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.