The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing. 226 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (528 votes)
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.