The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.