The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.