The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.