The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.