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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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