The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.