The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.