The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.