The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.