The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.