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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.