The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.