The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.