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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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