The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.