The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.