The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.