The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.