The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.