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More Chuck Norris facts

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.