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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.