The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.