The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.