The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.