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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.