Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.