Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.