Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 293 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (589 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.