Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
292
296
More Chuck Norris facts
#4
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
#205
Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
#728
Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
#259
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
#162
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
#241
Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
#725
Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
#25
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
#315
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
#563
Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
#106
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
#587
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted