Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.