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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.