Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.