Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.