Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.