Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.