Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 293 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (589 votes)
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.