Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.