Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.