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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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