Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 293 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (589 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.