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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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