Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 293 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (589 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.