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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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