The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.