The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.