The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.