The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.