The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.