The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.