The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.