The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch. 271 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (577 votes)
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.