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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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