Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.