Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer