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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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