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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.