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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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#99
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
#532
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
#555
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
#111
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
#106
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
#552
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
#467
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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