Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.