Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 352 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (628 votes)
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.