Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.