Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.