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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.