Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.