Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

351 274

More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.