Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.