Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.