Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.