Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.