Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).