Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"