Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.