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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.