Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.