Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.