Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.