Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.