Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.