Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.