Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.