Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.