Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.