Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.