Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.