Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.