Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.