Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.