Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.