Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.