Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.