Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.