Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.