Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.