Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.