Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.