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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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