Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 248 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (526 votes)
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.