Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.