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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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