Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.