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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.