Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.