Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 248 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (526 votes)
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.