Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.