Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.