Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.