Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 248 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (526 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.