Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

244 275

More Chuck Norris facts

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.