Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.