Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.