Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.