Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.