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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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