Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.