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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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