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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.