Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 248 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (526 votes)
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.