Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"