Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 248 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (526 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.