Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.