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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.