Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.