Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.