Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.