Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.