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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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