Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.