Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.