Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.