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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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