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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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