Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.