Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.