Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.