Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.