Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.