Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.