Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.