Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.