Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.