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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris remembers the future. Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit. Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer. The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch. Chuck Norris can taste lies. See Top 100

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