Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.