Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.