Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.