Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.