Chuck Norris can remember the future. 346 257 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (603 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.