Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.