Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.