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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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