Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".