Chuck Norris can remember the future. 346 257 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (603 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.