Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.