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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. See Top 100

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