How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.