How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.