How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.