How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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