How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.