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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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