How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.