How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.