How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.