How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.