Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.