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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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