Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.