Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body. 294 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (590 votes)
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.