Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body. 294 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (590 votes)
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.