Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.