Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.