Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.