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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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