Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.