Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.