Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.