The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.