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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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