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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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