The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.