The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.