The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.