The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.