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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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