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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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