The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.