The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.