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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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