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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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