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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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