Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.