Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.