Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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