Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.