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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.