Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.