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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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