Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. 342 297 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (639 votes)
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.