Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.