Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.