Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.