Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.