Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. 341 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (639 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.