Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.