Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.