Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.