Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.