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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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