Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.