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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. See Top 100

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