Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.