Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.