What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.