What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.