What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!