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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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