What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.