What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.