What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot. 279 325 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (604 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.