What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.