What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.