What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.