What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.