What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.