What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.