What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.