What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.