What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot. 279 325 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (604 votes)
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.