What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.