What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.