What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.