What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.