It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.