It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.