It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.