It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.