It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.