It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.