It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.