It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.