It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.