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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.