It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light